(1:46:15 AM) Smurf: Hi would you like to buy some certs?
(1:46:56 AM) Guyzorz: certs?
(1:47:05 AM) Guyzorz: breathmints?
(1:47:27 AM) Smurf: some certs 50 cents pls
(1:47:47 AM) Guyzorz: ok lemme see the goods first
(1:47:51 AM) Smurf: I give you certs after you done sucking me off thank you
(1:48:11 AM) Smurf: mm certs after a nice bj mmmhmm
(1:48:58 AM) Guyzorz: ok lose the pants mister
(1:49:12 AM) Smurf: Thy pants are removed
(1:49:36 AM) Guyzorz: now
(1:49:40 AM) Guyzorz: take out the butt plug
(1:50:07 AM) Smurf: No it stays
(1:50:16 AM) Smurf: You can tickle my ass some other time
(1:50:19 AM) Guyzorz: ok
(1:50:24 AM) Guyzorz: take out the penal-dildo then
(1:50:42 AM) Smurf: Fine!
(1:50:50 AM) Smurf: So demanding and to think I am giving you certs
(1:50:55 AM) Guyzorz: now
(1:51:00 AM) Guyzorz: give me the soldering iron.
(1:51:10 AM) Smurf: I don't have one :(
(1:51:16 AM) Smurf: Would a torch do?
(1:51:23 AM) Guyzorz: i obtain a soldering iron from a racoon
(1:51:34 AM) Guyzorz: and swiftly thrust it up your pisser
(1:51:45 AM) Smurf: I scream in pain and excitment
(1:52:06 AM) Guyzorz: i break a steel chair over your face
(1:52:28 AM) Guyzorz: the force of the blow causes your balls to shoot off in two different directions
(1:52:30 AM) Smurf: I pull your hair and scream YEAH BITCH
(1:53:02 AM) Smurf: I tickle your ass while licking your bloody scrotum!
(1:53:43 AM) Guyzorz: i spill a vat of boiling oil on your crotch
(1:54:35 AM) Smurf: I lick up the oil while screaming bloody murder!
(1:55:08 AM) Smurf: I cum on your stomach and use you as a slip and slide
(1:55:10 AM) Guyzorz: i grab a turkey baster qand fill it with the scorching liquid and shoot it up your asshole
(1:55:37 AM) Smurf: I take a steaming shit on your genitals and make wades dog lick it off
(1:56:02 AM) Guyzorz: make wade lick it off you fucker
(1:56:26 AM) Smurf: Fine!
(1:56:38 AM) Smurf: You ruined the moment gah
(1:56:54 AM) Guyzorz: my bad, i already blew my load
(1:57:02 AM) Smurf: Awww your so cute
(1:57:05 AM) Smurf: Lets spoon
(1:57:20 AM) Guyzorz: spoon deez nuts
(1:57:33 AM) Smurf: Don't tell anyone about this I don't want to be called gay
