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Crack Pills
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Submitter: | Trag |
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Created: | 8/29/06 - 10:36am |
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Chatters: | imslydog2, hotjenjen69 |
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Views: | 517 |
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Comments: | 2 |
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hotjenjen69 - Instant Message
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imslydog2: hi whats up
hotjenjen69: Hey there.
imslydog2: how is ohio tonight
hotjenjen69: quiet >.<
imslydog2: so what are youdoing up
hotjenjen69: I've been up on night on coke.
imslydog2: really like your profile pic....beautiful eyes
hotjenjen69: Yea not so beautiful now. My girlfriend and I have been doing yack since noon.
imslydog2: that will tend to keep you up
imslydog2: are you gay or bi
hotjenjen69: Whatever. Do you smoke rocks?
imslydog2: at times
hotjenjen69: Well, I have been trying a new way to get my crack high.
imslydog2: when i'm with a friend
imslydog2: how is` that
hotjenjen69: Anyways, we usually mixed our lines with kool-aid for a better effect, but Sherry started coughing up blood-boogers.
imslydog2: she ok
hotjenjen69: So now we turn them into little bullet shaped crackrocks, and use them as suppositories.
imslydog2: does it work good
hotjenjen69: Well, we got the idea after Stacie made a crack-dildo.
hotjenjen69: She was on my super-sweet 16 on MTV, her dad is fucking loaded.
imslydog2: that always helps
hotjenjen69: So we decided to make little pills to shove up our vadges.
hotjenjen69: Tonight is the first test run.
imslydog2: and how was it
hotjenjen69: Well, aside from having to put it back in three times, pretty good.
hotjenjen69: I used two tonight, one in the pink, and one in the stink.
hotjenjen69: We call it the suppository shocker.
imslydog2: wish i was there
hotjenjen69: Yeah, then someone else could dig in the toilet to find the crack-pill.
hotjenjen69: You know, I bet you would do a great job at finding it.
imslydog2: i might but then i would want to put it back in
hotjenjen69: Of course you would. Its not as easy as you think though.
imslydog2: i would love to try
hotjenjen69: Well it would be like dropping a penny down a wishing well. Think you can handle my snatch?
imslydog2: is your pussy that big
hotjenjen69: I don't know, i guess you're going to have to find out.
imslydog2: sure wish i was there
imslydog2: or that you had a cam
imslydog2: are you as wild as you seem
hotjenjen69: Yea, my mother was a mexican drug smuggler, so I have learned to fit alot up there for long periods of time.
imslydog2: and your friend too
hotjenjen69: No, she's a dirty wop.
imslydog2: do you have other pics
hotjenjen69: Why is it always about the pics with you guys.
imslydog2: i dont know....we are just guys
hotjenjen69: Yes, you are a salami-salsage with a brain.
imslydog2: well sometimes a girl gets us turned on
imslydog2: we waqnt to see or at least play
hotjenjen69: When you say girl, you really mean anything your could possibly fit your cock into.
imslydog2: well possibly
hotjenjen69: Yeah. It really turns us on when guys admit they're ready to fuck just about anything that moves, or resembles a donut.
imslydog2: well actually talking to you has made me want you...not just anything
hotjenjen69: Really? You don't say.
imslydog2: yes...i really am curious about you and your friend
hotjenjen69: I bet you are, especially since it involves penetration.
hotjenjen69: Tell you what Jay. I'll let you put a crack suppository up my ass if you let me put one up yours.
imslydog2: you could probably talk me into that
hotjenjen69: Oh fuck. BRB. I think I'm about to lose my ass-pill.
imslydog2: need my help
imslydog2: or is your friend helping
hotjenjen69: Yeah sure. Feel free to dig through the toilet. And once you find it, I'll shove it up your ass.
imslydog2: for the right thing i might let you doit
hotjenjen69: The right thing?
hotjenjen69: The right thing to do is dig through ym shit to find the pill. I had burritos tonight.
imslydog2: for some reason i really wish i was there...would love to see what you look like....it doesn't matter what you look like but i sure would like to add a visual to my fantasy
hotjenjen69: Yeah? Well I'll watch you dig through the toilet. Would that do it for you?
imslydog2: would that turn you on
hotjenjen69: Mmmhmm Yeah. I can just picture you now, elnow deep in my feces, searching for my crack-pill as I towered over you watching intently.
imslydog2: but would it make you want to fuck
hotjenjen69: Well that depends on how fast you find the pill. And if you just get excited and shove it up your ass without letting me.
imslydog2: so if i shove it up my own`ass that would turn you on
hotjenjen69: NO!!! I will be the only one shoving things up your ass.
hotjenjen69: Because thats how you like it.
imslydog2: then you would want to fuck
hotjenjen69: Of course!
imslydog2: what about your friend
hotjenjen69: What about my friend?
imslydog2: does she want to fuck too
imslydog2: if she only likes girls she could meet my sister
hotjenjen69: Umm. How about we see how you react to the drugs before we involve anyone else.
imslydog2: so what do you look like
hotjenjen69: I look like the picture in my profile.
imslydog2: just from your pic i would guess you are a full b cup...is that close
hotjenjen69: Yeaa close. Sure. Anyways, I need some help getting this pill back inside.
imslydog2: do you like it up the ass
hotjenjen69: Maybe you can find out?
imslydog2: so if just close what is your cup size
hotjenjen69: It's a 38C, actually.
hotjenjen69: But if you like little tits sure, whatever.
imslydog2: i like titties that love to be played with and sucked
hotjenjen69: Yeah, well maybe something liek that could happen once we are on a crack high.
imslydog2: what is` your friends cup size
hotjenjen69: She doesn't want me to tell you.
imslydog2: why
hotjenjen69: Look shes starting to beat me so I'm not asking again.
imslydog2: did you say beat or eat
hotjenjen69: Beat. Like beat with a rubber hose.
imslydog2: i thouhgt i could be with you and my sister could have her
hotjenjen69: She's wigging out right now, I hope I don't have to put her in the closet overnight.
hotjenjen69: ... Again.
imslydog2: maybe she just needs to be eaten and then she will calm down
hotjenjen69: Yeah I don't think so Jay. All women can't magically be solved by sticking your tongue in their vagina.
hotjenjen69: However, most can be solved by shoving crack-pills in their ass.
imslydog2: i thouhgt maybe my sister could please her
hotjenjen69: Ever fuck your sister Jay?
imslydog2: then shove one up her ass
imslydog2: no never fucked her
imslydog2: you ever do a brother or sister
hotjenjen69: No. Just my uncle and cousins. But that was back when I lived in West Virginia.
hotjenjen69: Lemme tell you, Thanksgiving in West Virginia is NOTHING like Thanksgiving anywhere else.
imslydog2: so tell me
imslydog2: just uncles and cousins....dad never got any
hotjenjen69: No, what do you think I am, some kind of sick fuck?
imslydog2: no just curious
hotjenjen69: So. You going to find my crack-pill and help me get it back in?
imslydog2: if it means i can fuck you
hotjenjen69: Why do you always have to get caught up in the specifics? I've been trying to get in your pants since you messaged me.
imslydog2: you can` get in mine easy
imslydog2: i wish you were trying to getin mine
hotjenjen69: Well I might try a little harder if you get that pill back inside.
imslydog2: if i was there i would get it in
imslydog2: do you like t5o be eaten
hotjenjen69: No.
imslydog2: do you like to fuck
hotjenjen69: Only guys who put crack-pills in my ass.
imslydog2: do you suck dicks
hotjenjen69: You're losing me Jay.
hotjenjen69: You need to find that crack-pill.
imslydog2: sorry...i guess i'm just horny
hotjenjen69: Well it would be alot better for both of us if you just found my pill and let me use it on you.
imslydog2: i have already said you could....i would do nearly anything to cum
hotjenjen69: Okay.... I stand over you and watch you stick your hand in the toilet.
imslydog2: ok
hotjenjen69: Any luck down there?
imslydog2: i'll do it till i find it
imslydog2: lots of shit down there
hotjenjen69: Yes. Tons. Now dig deeper.
imslydog2: i think i found it
hotjenjen69: Uh oh. Take another look there Jay. That's part of a rice crispies treat.
imslydog2: no just a hard shitball
hotjenjen69: Hm. Close enough.
hotjenjen69: Dig deeper.
imslydog2: are you at least naked as i dig in your shit
hotjenjen69: No, I'm wearing a black trench coat.
imslydog2: what do i have on
hotjenjen69: Under the coat?
imslydog2: what am i wearing
hotjenjen69: You tell me. I would personally enjoy it if you were in a Trix Rabbit costume.
imslydog2: what are you wearing under the coat
hotjenjen69: But that's up to you, Jay.
hotjenjen69: You will have to find out.
imslydog2: should i feel up in your ass to make sure it's not still in there
hotjenjen69: I'm pretty sure it's out. I could feel it straining my sphinctor as I let it out.
imslydog2: ok guess i really just waqnted to feel
imslydog2: could i talk you into taking the coat off
hotjenjen69: Oh it's going to come off. Just as soon as you find that pill.
hotjenjen69: Well, technically after I put the pill in your ass.
imslydog2: i think i have it this time
hotjenjen69: I look down and my eyes fill with tears. I'm so happy!
imslydog2: here it is
hotjenjen69: I take the pill and wipe it off some with a towel.
imslydog2: glad you used a towel
hotjenjen69: Yes. I usually make my servants clean it with their tongue. But I like you Jay.
imslydog2: thanks
hotjenjen69: I hold your hand and rub the remaining goo off of the pill, before swiping a handful of vasoline.
hotjenjen69: Taste it you sick fuck.
imslydog2: ok
imslydog2: i take it in my mouth for you
hotjenjen69: You better not fucking swallow it.
imslydog2: as you wish
hotjenjen69: I get behind you and cover the pill in vasoline.
imslydog2: ok
hotjenjen69: I push the pill up your ass, but it is so tight from the lack of gay sex that it only goes halfway in.
imslydog2: so now what do we do
hotjenjen69: Well it needs to go in the rest of the way.
hotjenjen69: I think we both know what I have to do.
imslydog2: ok if you think so
hotjenjen69: I open my trench coat and move closer to your body.
imslydog2: ok
hotjenjen69: I'll even let you peek. Turn around Jay.
imslydog2: ok
imslydog2: dont stop now
hotjenjen69: Well, you have been waiting for it... How do I look in the coat?
imslydog2: are you naked under there
hotjenjen69: I giggle and let you look at me.
imslydog2: so what `haqppens
hotjenjen69: I try to push the crack-pill in but I am encountering severe anal resistance.
imslydog2: am i naked
hotjenjen69: Doesn't matter. Your pants are down now. You never told me what you were wearing, and it'stoo late now.
hotjenjen69: Please dialate your sphinctor so I can fit the pill in.
imslydog2: maybe ifr you feel my dick i will loosen up
imslydog2: i'm trying to relax it
hotjenjen69: Okay then... I reach between your legs and tug on your balls some.
imslydog2: i` think its relaxing ......feel my dick too
hotjenjen69: Yeah... my hand starts to crawl higher up... I reach in my trenchcoat and pull out my toy.
hotjenjen69: I can feel your asshole loosening its grip and the pill is going in.
imslydog2: please grab my dick
hotjenjen69: I rub my cock against your asshole and plunge it in deep, shoving the pill all the way in, as I crack your skull with my toy, a steel crowbar.
imslydog2: you could at least let me enjoy it first
hotjenjen69: I plunge deeper within your stinky depths and donkey punch the back of your head, causing your sphinctor to tighten with unheard of force.
hotjenjen69: I can feel the pill shooting back up my pisshole.
hotjenjen69: The feeling is totally orgasmic, my cock epxlodes in your asshole.
hotjenjen69: I thought you would enjoy the sodomy, but I guess I was wrong.
imslydog2: didnt say i didnt like it
imslydog2: and my sister loved it
hotjenjen69: How old is your sister Jay?
imslydog2: 19
hotjenjen69: Does she have nude pics?
imslydog2: she says she does but not online....but she is willing
hotjenjen69: I bet she is!
hotjenjen69: Now tell me this, Jay: Why are you prowling Y****! chat with your sister?
imslydog2: i wasnt at first....but she is staying here for awhile and just came home and caught me on here
hotjenjen69: Good thing she didn't catch you jerking it. Unless you don't do that thing. OR does sodomy turn you on?
imslydog2: actually i didnt hear her come in and got caught
hotjenjen69: And by 'that thing' I mean cybering e-sluts like myself.
hotjenjen69: *Sigh* I knew i should have gone with skullfucking instead of sodomy.
imslydog2: so were you at least naked
imslydog2: do you ever get off
hotjenjen69: yes. in fact thats why i need to go smoke a cigarette.
hotjenjen69: Maybe I'll skullfuck you when I get back.
imslydog2: actuually it was fun getting caught
hotjenjen69: I hope she didn't catch you pitching a tent.
imslydog2: i was naked
hotjenjen69: *Sigh* It wasn't emberassing?
imslydog2: kinda ......but i figured since i was caught why stop...i liked being watched
hotjenjen69: Does your sister normally watch you beat off, naked in front of your PC?
imslydog2: this was the first time
hotjenjen69: Don't try to play me for a fool, Jay.
imslydog2: it was......accept maybe when we were younger
imslydog2: i mean kids sometimes see things
imslydog2: do you have brothers
hotjenjen69: Nah.
imslydog2: she wasn't shocked she's pretty open to anything
hotjenjen69: Cmon Jay. Stop fucking with me. That's my job.
imslydog2: i'm still wanting to cum
hotjenjen69: I thought you said you weren't enjoying the sodomy.
imslydog2: i` didnt say that
hotjenjen69: So you ARE saying you want me to continue fucking your ass?
imslydog2: actually a would love to play with and suck titties and have my dick sucked for a little before that
hotjenjen69: You're serious? You don't think im a creep for fucking you in the ass???
imslydog2: there is a first time for everything
hotjenjen69: ... Spectacular.
hotjenjen69: So your sis is really gone? She's not going to barge in on you while you are flogging your dolphin?
imslydog2: i dont know she is probably in bed
hotjenjen69: I'm starting to itch
hotjenjen69: From that crack-pill. I seriously do take it like that.
imslydog2: are you naked
hotjenjen69: Almost.
imslydog2: what` are you wearing
hotjenjen69: The bottom part of my Trix Rabbit costume.
imslydog2: at least your titties are bare
hotjenjen69: Yeah. They need room to breathe.
imslydog2: r ur nipples hard
hotjenjen69: Not anymore. I reached my climax after I was pounding your ass.
hotjenjen69: Actually, I didn't reach it until I hit you with the crowbar.
imslydog2: i wish i could suck them
imslydog2: do you have nice titties
hotjenjen69: Yes. They need a good shave though.
imslydog2: so would you suck me
hotjenjen69: Only if you let me skullfuck you.
imslydog2: ok
hotjenjen69: Well, have you ever had your skull impaled by a fat cock?
imslydog2: no
hotjenjen69: Hmm that's right... If you did you wouldn't be here chatting with me right now.
hotjenjen69: Does the idea of skullfucking turn you on?
imslydog2: i guess i wonder what it's like
hotjenjen69: Well, it's one of those things that you can only really enjoy for the first few seconds. And the person doing the skullfucking is the one that really gets all the pleasure.
imslydog2: i must have hit something
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
hotjenjen69: Cut that shit out Jay.
hotjenjen69: You're not gonna get skullfucked by buzzing me over and over.
imslydog2: my sister just showed me what i must be accidently hitting
hotjenjen69: YOU TOLD ME SHE LEFT
imslydog2: she just walked back through to the kitchen
hotjenjen69: Does she know you are trying to get your rocks off by getting e-skullfucked?
imslydog2: no she would probably want to watch
hotjenjen69: That wouldn't be any fun though.
imslydog2: for her it would
imslydog2: and maybe me
hotjenjen69: It was more fun when I thought you were beating off to getting e-sodomized.
imslydog2: maybe she would get turned on
imslydog2: i was
hotjenjen69: Don't fuck with me Jay
hotjenjen69: Who gets turned on by e-sodomy?
imslydog2: i'm not
imslydog2: it was different
hotjenjen69: Yeah. I guess if I was a guy getting sodomized by Trinity from the Matrix I would be pretty turned on too.
hotjenjen69: I'm seeing where you're coming from now.
imslydog2: it was exciting her watching me too
hotjenjen69: You told me she wasn't watching you beat off. You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
imslydog2: i never said that i said she walked in and caught me doing it
imslydog2: she is in the kitchen
hotjenjen69: Tell her to bring you a carrot so you can use it on yourself while I continue to assrape you.
imslydog2: ok
hotjenjen69: You can dip it in some Ranch dressing for lube, if you don't have any.
hotjenjen69: God damnit you are letting her watch our sex-fest again aren't you?
imslydog2: no carrots...she said i can use her dildo or vibrator
hotjenjen69: Can you dip either one in some salad dressing?
imslydog2: she says ok...they are waterproof
hotjenjen69: Get her to help you.
imslydog2: she's getting them
hotjenjen69: What did I tell you about fucking with me.
hotjenjen69: I'm not going to believe you until I see pics of a Ranch covered dildo in your asshole.
imslydog2: i'm not
imslydog2: if i had a cam you could watch
hotjenjen69: Yeah. I get so turned on by guys making a literal salad out of their asshole.
hotjenjen69: I think you are actually using Thousand Island. You should use Ranch, it has the best viscosity for anal penetration.
imslydog2: i want to cum first
hotjenjen69: I'm afraid I'm going to need more than that.
imslydog2: maybe i'll buy a cam then you will believe
hotjenjen69: Nah Jay. I know you're full of shit. You probably don't even have that dildo covered in Ranch up your ass right now do you?
imslydog2: its not in me but it is pushed up against my asshole
hotjenjen69: Does it have Ranch on it though?
imslydog2: yes
hotjenjen69: Good. It makes a good lube, no?
imslydog2: yeah
hotjenjen69: By the way, I'm a 38 year old balding man using the internet at the local library. Best of luck getting that salad dressing covered dildo all the way in, Jay.
imslydog2: i wish you were a girl
hotjenjen69: ... Seriously...?
imslydog2: yea
hotjenjen69: I bid thee farewell.
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Comments on Crack Pills
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| natedowg2010 | 11/12/07 - 1:29pm | hey what is up
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| Harmsway | 8/31/06 - 8:42am | Where the fuck do you find these people.
imslydog2: i wish you were a girl lawl he accepts
the fact he got owned, and is yet still turned on.
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